Post any comments or pics hating on/mocking twilight or its fans here. Like the Kira hating thread, this one arises from another thread that we almost thread jacked.
Twilight is utterly retarded.
The books are horrible by literary standards (Zombie Freyr’s and my literature professor in college once allowed the class to mock it for about five to ten minutes after someone made the mistake of suggesting the book series to her).
It’s a pretty simplistic abstinence message.
Vampires that sparkle in the sunlight!?! WTF. Please, Buffy, just come back and slay these emo idiots for us.
The movies feature a bunch of pretty people who can’t act; Robert Downey Jr., while stoned, can out act all of them (well to be fair, RDJ can outact much better actors than the twilight cast, even when he’s stoned).
Twilight boils down to a choice between necrophelia and bestiality.
Its fans are a bunch of idiot pseudo-goths/emo twits. On that note, I’d like to lock a couple of real goths (armed with bladed weapons) in a small room with twilight movies and some twitards for a week, just to see what would happen. :twisted:
I have a bunch of demotivational pics mocking twilight, and I’ll post them later.