Gunpla Story


Freedom: Who’s the new guy?
Destiny: He is so short too. What’s your name, short stack?
God: I AM YOUR NEW GOD BUCKET HEADS!!! BRING YOUR VIRGINS!!!
Freedom: …
Destiny: …Sweet.

I finished my God Gundam! Took me awhile too! Never thought screwing some screws here and there was needed to get the job done!
And It’s nice to have a Gundam from my childhood on my shelf. It fits well with Freedom and Destiny.
I might get the Real Grade Strike next.

God: “YESSSSSS. BRING ME THIS VIRGIN.”
Freedom: “God! Stay away from the Golden Lady!”




Freedom: “Oh look. Another cardboard box.”

God: “EPIC LANDING!!!”

Destiny: “Sup.”

Freedom: FAIL

Destiny: “Wonder what’s inside.”
God: “A VIRGIN WOULD BE NICE.”
Freedom: “Son of a bitch that hurt…”

Destiny: “What’s inside of it, Destiny? I don’t have all day.”
God: “WHY AM I SO SHORT!?!?!”

Freedom: “…God…damnit…”

Freedom: “Another one!?!?”

Screw you, I’m jealous ;-; :C :C :C (Don’t take the crew you personally though)


Freedom: “Just when I thought God took too much space on this shelf. I can never get a break.”
Destiny: “Ha! Deal with it forever, Freedom. Who knows, another guy might show up.”
God: “THIS HERE BLACK GUNDAM LOOKS EVIL. IS HE EVIL? I WILL GOD FINGER HIM IN THE FACE!”
Death Scythe Hell: “…”

Freedom: “I doubt he is, God. There really is no logical reason to be evil around here anyway.”
Destiny: “This guy is shorter than God. And that’s saying something.”
God: “STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT YOU SENILE DOUCHE BAG.”
Death Scythe Hell: “…”

Freedom: “You two are scaring the new guy! Can’t we give him a warm welcoming at least?”
Destiny: “You were just complaining about more people cramming up this shelf a few seconds ago, Misses Hypocrite.”
Freedom: “Am not!”
Destiny: “Are too!”
Death Scythe Hell: “…”

God: “SO IS THIS GUY GOING TO SAY ANYTHING OR NOT? HEY BLACK NO BODY, I AM YOUR GOD NOW! EVERYONE’S GOD!”
Destiny: “Quit shoving your ego into other people’s faces. It ain’t right.”
Freedom: “Hey? Death Scythe Hell was it? What’s wrong?”

Death Scythe Hell: “…I’m a girl…”

Everyone: Speechless

God: “I KNEW IT! A VIRGIN WAS IN THE BOX!”
Death Scythe Hell: Shies away and pouts
Destiny: “Didn’t see that one coming…”
Freedom: “This is getting weirder and weirder by the minute…”

Just ordered the master grade infinite justice gundam!!!
F%#$ing Beam shins!!!
So far, all of my master grades with their wings open.

Freedom: Behold! BEAM SPAM!
God: I AM PROUD OF BEING YOUR GOD! BITCHES.
Destiny: …You’re…kinda cute, Death Scythe Hell…
Death Scythe Hell: ……………………
Destiny: Was it something I said?
Death Scythe Hell: …T-that’s sweet of you, Destiny…
Destiny: >u<


GOD: “PLEASE BE A VIRGIN. LIKE NOBEL.”
Destiny: “To hell with that Sailor Moon knockoff. That one…I don’t know?”
Death Scythe Hell: “…I…Think I know that one.”

Freedom: “…”
Destiny: “Well that makes a fifth one. Are we going to fit that one up here?”
Freedom: "ANGST
God: “THERE ISN’T ENOUGH ROOM HERE TO FIT MY AWESOMENESS.”
Destiny: “Son of a! You are second shortest here!”
Death Scythe Hell: “Height…isn’t really a factor here…Uh, Freedom? Are you…okay? Freedom?”


Freedom: “No! No! No more! Four is enough! I was here first! Off my shelf!”
Destiny: “Slow down there girl. Are you serious about this? Who said you call the shots around here?”
Freedom: “My foot. The foot that is about to break off your ass!”
Death Scythe Hell: “F-freedom! P-please calm down!..If you can…I am sorry!”


God: “ERUPTING BURNING FACE PALM!”


Destiny: “About time it was made.”
God: “ABOUT TIME WHAT? THIS ISN’T A GUNPLA.”
Death Scythe Hell: “I…don’t know what it is…I still think I…uh…Know her?”
Freedom: “Her? Planes don’t have genders. What ever this space craft is, I gotta make sure it’s not harmful. Stand back everyone…Operation Poke will now commence.”


Freedom: “Commencing…Poke…”
Destiny: (Is she serious???)


Freedom: “What the hell?!?!”


Destiny: “It’s a Transformer!”
Death Scythe Hell: “EEP!”
God: “NO, IT’S A GUNPLA!!!”
Freedom: “I’ll deal with this! Eat Plastic!”


POP
Freedom: “Or how bout some Wing Can-…Oh…”


God: “OR MAYBE A GUNDPLA TRANSFORMER. BUT I AM ALREADY INTERESTED IN THIS VIRGIN.”
Destiny: “One day you are going to get smacked if you say that to a girl, God.”
Death Scythe Hell: “…I…I do recognize this one!”
Freedom: “That was complicated…What’s with the transformation?”


Wing: “Hey Spammer, I ain’t done transforming yet. My awesomeness is almost complete!”
Freedom: “???”
God: “HMMM, SASS QUEEN.”


Wing: “WOOOOOOOO!!! Hands in the air like you just don’t care! Now we are getting somewhere! My over all presence made this place twenty percent cooler!”


Wing: “Call me Wing, slow pokes! Now anyone wanna fist bump? They are free from yours truly.”
Everyone: “…”


Destiny: “Yeah sure! Welcome to the pack, Wing. You can call me Destiny.”
Wing: “Destiny? What kind of lame name is that? Not as lame as stupid at least.”
Destiny: “Peh, your mother blows bubble gum.”
Death Scythe Hell: “U…Um…Can I call you sister?? If you don’t mind that is…”
Wing: “Girl…Girl…Everyone is my sibling. You can call sister but you can’t call me little sister, take your pick.”
Death Scythe Hell: “I like big sister! W-wait…you don’t mind that right? It doesn’t make you sound old…right…I am sorry if it does!”
Wing: “Blacky, what’s your name?”
Death Scythe Hell: “Death Scythe Hell…”
Wing: “Now that’s an AWESOME name! Of course you can, we are sisters!”
Death Scythe Hell: “<:D”
God: “I WILL ADMIT THIS, SHE IS TWENTY PERCENT MORE COOLER THAN COOL ITSELF. THIS GIRL IS THE GUNDAM SH!T!”


God: “I WANNA STAND WITH THIS VIRGIN ON THE SHELF. NO ONE CAN BE NEXT TO HER BUT ME.”
Wing: “Slow down there Romeo, there is enough Wing to go around for everyone.”
Death Scythe Hell: “D-does that include me, Big Sister?”
Wing: “Of course lil sis. Can’t have a cool big sister with out me.”
Destiny: “Might as well join ya to. I like hanging around with Death Scythe Hell.”
Wing: “You into her pal?”
Destiny: “What?? NO! I just like talking to her and…stuff.”
Wing: “Does that include holding hands?”
Destiny: “Well yes.”
Wing: “>:]”
Destiny: “I mean, no!”
Death Scythe Hell: WHIMPERS FROM EMBARRASSMENT.


God: “WING, CALL ME YOUR GOD. OR JUST GOD. BUT PLEASE CALL ME YOUR GOD. LET ME SHOW YOU THE BOTTOM TOP SHELF.”
Wing: “Race ya to it, God!”
God: “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BIATCH!!”
Death Scythe Hell: “W-wait! Guys slow down…Please??”
Destiny: “Don’t rush it, Death Scythe Hell. Just play it safe. Hey Freedom, you gotta take the Top shelf. There is not enough room for you.”
Freedom: “Yeah…alright…”


Wing: “Nice place you got here. Welcome to heaven folks. I am around here to kick things up a notch! High praises everyone!”


Wing: “Hold the phone, where is that blue spammer chick?”
Destiny: “Oh, Freedom? She is on the top shelf. This might as well be a treat for the girl. She likes being alone. Ever since I first met her, she wanted the whole shelf for herself.”
Wing: “What a greedy model! She doesn’t have enough of herself to go around.”


God: “SHE USUALLY FORCES A SMILE (IF WE CAN SMILE AT ALL) WHEN NEW COMERS ARRIVE. THE SAME SMILE I SEE WHEN I FIRST MET HER. EVEN THE TIME WHEN THE BLACK SHY VIRGIN CAME AS WELL.”
Death Scythe Hell: “I…heard everything on my first day there…But it’s okay to be in your solitude! I think…I do?”


Wing: “Well enough talk on that cruddy character profile. Do you guys know that I can fly? But way better and faster than you chumps?”


Destiny: “You really like talking about yourself do you?”
Wing: “Well what isn’t there to talk about myself? I love me! And I want everyone to remember my name. I just love being around people to show how awesome I am! Screw being alone! There is no such thing as having too many chumps!”


Wing: “I mean who wants to be alone? Being alone is lonely. Lonely sucks. I would be on the floor balling my eyes out from how lonely I am. You know what I am saying?”
Everyone: “Good point.”
Freedom: “Cries Softly

The title says it all.
When ever I get bored or come up with something humorous, expect the idea to pop up here.
It all started when I started posting my recent Gunpla MGs in the Recent Kit acquisition thread.
Now you can experience the wackiness that is Gunpla Story.
For know on, this will be the place where the main story takes place in. Some skits will be canon or non canon. Mostly the non canon skits will only be comedy, while the canon skits will have both humor and drama.
As of the characters, there are five and soon to be six. Half of the cast will be males and females.
Before you ask, Freedom is not the main character. All five(six) characters all play a part.

I will update when ever I feel like it.
Thank you.


Freedom: “Weeeeeee’re HICK no strangas to luuuuuuuuuuuv…Hick…you knoooooow the rules and…so do Hick IIIIIIIIIIIIII. SOBS


Destiny: “She is drinking a sixth one. Damn side skirts…they always fall off.”
Wing: “Ha! At least mine don’t fall off. I have the best side skirts here! I can even adjust them when I transform too. Beat that, Lame-o!”
Death Scythe Hell:“Big sister uh…shouldn’t we do something? Freedom looks hurt…”
God: “I DON’T SEE HER WINGS FALLING OFF YET.”
Death Scythe Hell: “N-no, God! Her heart…She is hurt inside.”
Destiny: “Well, better go talk to her. Gimme a second guys.”


Freedom: “Neeeeva gunna give ya uuuuuuup Hick Neva gunna let youuuse doooown.”
Destiny: “Sup.”
Freedom: “…Togetha fooooevaaa and eva two paaaart…Heehe…too…not two. Ehehehehe.”
Destiny: “?”


Destiny: “Give it to me straight, Freedom. What pissed in your cereal?”
Freedom: “I wanna be aloooone. Hick Youse sez I wants to bes alone Hick…”
Destiny: “But you say it all the time…Wait, are you drinking because…”
Freedom: “It aint no mistakin its tru luv we’re makin Hick somethin to last fo all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime Sob


Destiny: “Come on Miss Astley, I’m never gonna give you up. Let’s go make some room on the shelf.”
Freedom: “D-destiny…”
Destiny: “I’m not gonna let my best friend rot away from alcoh- I mean caffeine on my watch.”
Freedom: “Ehehehe…youse awesome…”


Wing: “ZING! Did someone say I’m awesome?? Awesome craft is right here!”
Destiny: (That compliment was for me…You selfish bitch…)
Freedom: “Waaait…wait wait wait wait waaaaait. Whyyyyyy?? Hick
Wing: “Like I said, there is enough Wing for everyone. Hop on!”


Destiny: “…”
Freedom: :3 Hick “Ehehehe”
Wing: “All set there? You are in for a wild ride!”
Destiny: “This is so wrong on so many levels of wrong…(I feel like I am forgetting something really important right now…)”
Freedom: “Mmmmmm Destiny you are so big. <3”
Destiny: “FREEDOM!”
Wing: “Does every girl want you, Destiny? You lucky player.”
Destiny: “She is my BEST FRIEND.”


Wing: “Zing! And presto my little chickadees! Don’t be shy to stay on. I am always in a good mood.”
Destiny: “I will never mount on you again…”
Freedom: whispers into Destiny’s ears. “I’m going in dry… ;3”
Destiny: Mental Screaming!!!
Death Scythe Hell: (Am…I jealous right now?)
God: “LOOK WHO LOST THEIR VIRGINITY.”
Destiny: More Mental Screamng!!! (You’re dead, God.)


Destiny: “See? There is enough room for you, Freedom. See how nice it is when we get together?”
Freedom: “My head hurts…Uh…how many did I drink…”
God: “YOU HAD A LOT OF…COLA ‘DRY’ SODA DRINKS.”
Destiny: (You are a dead man…God…)
Wing: “And no one is lonely anymore! What a big happy family we got going on over here. The party is only starting my little chumps!”
Death Scythe Hell: “I uh…i like that, tehe…”
Destiny: “I feel like I am still forgetting something very important…”


Destiny: “…Son of a bitch…”

Haha, poor Destiny.


Non canon

Destiny: "Hi, my name is Destiny. Welcome to Jackass.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…

Im gonna love this Comic Strip, Now all we need is an Alex or a Version of Nu (original or Hi Nu ;3) and well have one heck of a gang. I can imagine his personality to be borderline Optimus Prime…:smiley:


Death Scythe Hell: GROOOOOOOOOOAN >n<
Wing: “You son of a bitch! You did this to her!”
Destiny: “I swear I didn’t enter!!!”
God: “FREEDOM, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? WE ARE JUST MERE PLASTIC MODELS (BUT I AM A GOD SO IT DOESN’T MATTER FOR ME).”
Freedom: “I can only come up with two explanations. One is that Destiny did pop Death Scythe Hell’s cherry and impregnated her with this…Uh…Master Grade Infinite Justice. Hey! They share a V fin at least.”
God: “ACCURATE.”


Wing: DOOF
Destiny: “UFOBWFOWBFLWFB!!”
Wing: “I am going to snap every bit of plastic you have! I will make you into roast chicken!”
Freedom: “The second explanation is that…someone dropped this box onto poor Death Scythe Hell…”
Death Scythe Hell: “…My…back…” TnT


Destiny: “Check out my boy! He even has my shoulder pads!”
Death Scythe Hell: “I-I am so proud of ourselves, Destiny. He is beautiful.”
Destiny: “Yeah…he is amazing.”
Freedom: “Death Scythe Hell, you weren’t pregnant in the first place! Anyway, What’s with this one? Are you stuck? Are you suppose to be my brother?”


PAUSE
If you want Infinite Justice to have a flamboyant knight personality, PM me KNIGHT.
If you want Infinite Justice to have a cold cool guy personality, PM me COOL.
If you want Infinite Justice to have a different personality if you don’t agree with none of the above, PM me DIFFERENT and suggest another personality.
The rest of this Skit will be finished once I make a decision on infinite Justice’s personality.

FinalVerdict

Infinite Justice: “FOOLS! You think I would be the sibling of a lady who knows no challenge? Absurd. But I can’t deny it to be true. We are indeed siblings when you and I share a close bond within our origins.”
Freedom: “No challenge? Hey! I am nothing like Mister Jesus himself! You don’t have to be so assumptions.”
Infinite Justice: “Then I apologize, my darling older sister.” I!!! The Infinite Justice Gundam! Shall accept my fate!
Wing: “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- Watch where you are aiming your pink power! You almost shanked my crotch!”
God: “AT LEAST YOU DON’T HAVE ANY EXTRAS.”
Freedom: “Hey Destiny, can you help me with something?”
Destiny: “Sure, why not?”


Infinite Justice: “Please forgive my irresponsibility to watch out for others when I pose, my dear lady.”
Wing: “Dear lady? Ha! Can a dear lady do this? Zing!”
Infinite: “Hmmm, impressive wing span. I suppose you are the Wing? I see where you get your name.”
Death Scythe Hell: “O-oh…beam shins…They look so cute.” @u@


Wing: You haven’t seen nothing yet! I’m gonna show you what I can do!"
Freedom: “Little more…little more…little more.”
Destiny: “Is this necessary, Freedom?”


Freedom: “Very. Behold, this is the true power I posses! Beam Spam!”
Justice: “Impressive. Most impressive my darling older sister. But you lack the proper beam sabers.”
Freedom: “All I need are these cannons.”
God: “YOU MAY HAVE YOUR WEAK AS ZAKUS WEAPONRY, BUT I HAVE THESE GOD FINGERS. WEAPONS ARE FOR THE WEAK.”
Justice: “A Sword is a weapon. The use of a sword is the same as using ones fist to kill. You say all you need is your god fingers, but where is your spirit to protect what is yours? Or do you simply use your fists for your own judgement?”
God: “???”
Wing: “Check this out! ZING! Buster Rifle and shield combo is just as awesome as yours truly!”
Death Scythe Hell: “I-I don’t like posing…but I do like opening my wings (when no one is around…I don’t like showing myself…) from…time to time hehe…”
Destiny: “Why are you all posing?”


Destiny: “Screw it. Giant $%#@ing sword!!!”


Everyone: “Let’s all pose together!”

Deathscythe Hell C being female does not make any sense, as its crotch is able to move xD

They are just plastic, Death Scythe. They don’t even have a sex but a definable gender they wish to be recognized as.
One day I might as well make a noncanon gender bent episode to show you what I mean.
But as of now, I cant do that until August. I left all of my Master Grades back at Cottage hills. Please wait a summer, my friends!

I’ve been wondering why there has been no new comics. My Master Gundam will soon rise, and it would seem he has a message for your God Gundam.