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    Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    Otherwise you'll have a dream like mine.

    Char in his Sazabi and Amuro in his Nu Gundam were standing on opposite sides of a battlefield with hundreds of Zakus and GMs fighting each other. Suddenly Amuro, using his Newtype powers, realizes Char's presence and grabs a Zaku by it's leg. He throws it like a frisbee in Char's general direction with enough force to knock every GM and Zaku on the battlefield to the sidelines. Confused, shaking and scratching their metal heads, the GMs and Zakus stand up to see Amuro's and Char's suits are now standing ~100 feet from each other, staring each other down.

    Amuro is the first to speak. He points his mech finger at Char and demands a drawing contest to see who wins the battle.

    Char agrees. They both dismount their Mobile Suits, and produce a pair of Crayola box sets with a few crayons missing and begin drawing each other on their own sheet of paper.

    Amuro finishes first. "Ha!" He declares and shows Char his drawing, which is just a squiggly, poorly proportioned stick figure with the top half of his head colored white with two spikes.

    Charm wide-eyed and amazed, snatched it from Amuro's hands and gave it a closer look. He then screamed, "WHY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TALENTS!?" and dragged Amuro to the nearest art museum where Amuro won 1st place for "World's Best Piece of Modern Art" for his stick figure drawing of Char.

    The two were so happy they went on a really corny "date montage" (splashing water on each other at the beach, Amuro carrying Char on his shoulders through a street, watching a movie and leaning on each other's shoulders, sharing a smoothie, etc. etc.) with Char acting as the feminine character. They then got married and had a baby that looked like a chibi version of the Knight Gundam.



    Meanwhile, the Zakus and GMs just called quits and went home to play Playstation / Xbox. Which turns out is what caused the war in the first place, when a Zaku started trash talking the Xbox over the internet and an Xbox-loving GM heard it and told all his Xbox-loving GM friends and they got mad. So really, Amuro, Char, the Zakus, and the GMs were having a literal console war.

    So yeah. There you have it. Don't eat cookies before bed time. Or you will pay.

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    But.. I would never trash talk X-box... I love my sex box. Its my friend.

    Zaku on kova luu.
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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    Apparently, other members of the Principality of Zeon disagree.

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    You sure that cookie isn't rigged with anything? Just kidding. That'll be the greatest story in cca that I've ever heard.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Its just.....crazy. And the knight gundam grew up to be the knight gundam in gundam musou.

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    Its just.....crazy. And the knight gundam grew up to be the knight gundam in gundam musou.
    "Haro!"- Haro
    Ridden: "Hey, I've heard of you. The White Wolf, right? Nice to meet you."
    Matsunaga: "Oh, this is a pleasure. I didn't expect to meet with the famous Red Comet."
    Ridden: "! I'm not the Red Comet; I'm the Crimson Lightning!"
    Matsunaga: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Then, I'm counting on your support, Crimson Lightning Char Aznable."
    Ridden: "... Forget it..."
    Matsunaga: "Hm? What's wrong, Char?"

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    I didn't know Chips Ahoy made LSD cookies >.>

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    ...yup, that's a dream alright.

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    I've never touched drugs, I swear.

    But I have been told I have a hyperactive imagination and I don't disagree.

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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    YES, MY SWEET!!! YES, MY SWEETEST!!!






    I regret nothing.
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    Re: Don't eat cookies before taking a nap.

    Quote Originally Posted by Riah View Post
    YES, MY SWEET!!! YES, MY SWEETEST!!!






    I regret nothing.
    A small piece of me just died.


    Go Jegan or go home.




 

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